EW has a blog thing with Michael Aussielo. He answers readers questions every week in a piece called ASK AUSIELLO, which this week has to be one of the worst versions ever. He supplied nothing new and basically wasted everyones time. Take a look at my view on his questions and answers:
Question 1: Is it too early to ask about HOUSE? Ausiello basically says nothing but the premiere is a 2 parter, because that’s news! OK. My take on this, next time Mike answer: YES.
Question 2: Crazy person who used to live as a patient in the same place Gregory House is supposed to be getting treatment writes in to ask if Ausiello can get her a part as well herself, you know a crazy person. Ausiello teases that he will try. My take on this, Mike you asked to be stalked by this person, you really did.
Question 3: Is BAG (Brian Austin Green) going to be on OTH (One Tree Hill)? Ausiello repeats his news from last week that the answer is NO. My take on this, Mike you call that news worthy? It’s a week old news bit, from you.
Question 4: What is going on with LOST? Here Ausiello does nothing but make up a fake question where someone claims to have seen him at an event and they thought he was cute. My take on this, Mike has no news on LOST but he wants all of you to think he’s cute.
Question 5: Does Booth on BONES remember Bones or not I’ve been told he does but is confused by which is real his dream or reality? Again Ausiello makes up a question so he can advertise his Twitter account. My take on this, Mike doesn’t know anything that the person asking the question doesn’t know. However he has nothing to write about this week, so it’s a question that takes up space. His answer was just “yeah, I heard the same thing too,” but he made it sound more official in his version.
Question 6: Are we ever going to find out who Red John is on THE MENTALIST? Ausiello says Yes, but then adds some nonsense about a casting call and new character that will be on the show. My take on this, is that Ausiello just wanted to write about the new casting call. The thing here is, Red John will be revealed in the Series Finale, that is the plan. I’ll even break it for all of you and give you the biggest spoiler in the history of spoilage. Patrick is Red John. Oops, did I just ruin the show for you? Sorry. Sorry Bruno, but you can’t get me because I’m anonymous!
Question 7: I don’t understand some of the abreviations you use like TBD and BTW. Ausiello either made up the question or he really is an ass hat. He makes fun of the person and makes up answers he thinks are amusing. They weren’t. My take on this, it would have been better if really asked to respond: To Be Decided and By The Way. BTW Mike it isn’t TBD on you being an ass hat. You just proved it.
Question 8: I loved the BURN NOTICE premiere any spoilers? Ausiello drops the huge spoiler bombs that 1. the show is shooting its midseason finale right now! and 2. That Fiona kisses Michael tomorrow night! My take on this, Mike you call this news? Have you seen the commercial for the episode?
Question 9: Can we please make GHOST WHISPERER stop from jumping the shark? Ausiello mentions its already underway. My take on this, Mike you just gave the longest version of “No,” in a while.
Question 10: You keep claiming you have GLEE scoop, where is it? He goes on to mention how an ex-music super star might have been on the show, but won’t be. My take on this, Mike it’s not a scoop when NOTHING IS HAPPENING. That isn’t a scoop. It’s wasted space on the internet, really.
Question 11: UGLY BETTY scoop please! Ausiello implies he has a date with an actress on his own dime! My take on this, really? You have to drop that to make us think you’re what? Important or something? All the people cleaning their babies diapers are more important than you. Really.
Question 12: LEVERAGE scoop please! Ausiello writes the wrong start date and gives a casting call write up and then plot for an episode. My take on this, Mike finally gave us some real news even if old and on other sites.
Question 13: I need Comic Con Advice since I’ve never been! Neither has Ausiello. My take on this, Mike wanted us to know he’s breaking his Comic Con Cherry. He has no real advice that isn’t common sense: Find out when the panels are and be there! No duh! Brilliant work!
Question 14: We have to follow you on Twitter to know where you’ll be at Comic Con? Ausiello goes on to say, yes. My take on this, Mike wants you to follow him on Twitter. He feels that his numbers somehow aren’t big enough. He’s sad. So go follow him on Twitter.
Question 15: SAMANTHA WHO? Will it be saved? Ausiello implies YES on cable. My take on this, that’s news to me. ABC couldn’t afford it because the cast were unwilling to renegotiate their contracts. So they will for cable? They should have just renegotiated with ABC!
Question 16: You Twitter! Zach Levi loves you! What did he tell you? Ausiello hints that there may be some glitches with the new intersect! My take on this, that is news?!?!? It’s like older than you pimping your Twitter account.
Question 17: I thought you said Kirk Acevedo wasn’t fired from FRINGE, why is he being replaced now by a female agent? Ausiello says it was creative differences. My take on this, my first day up I posted the news that Kirk was FIRED. He was fired. There were no creative differences. Unless a creative difference is firing him in hopes of renegotiating a contract and paying him less because you want to slowly integrate a female Mulder onto the show. If that’s a creative difference, then yes it’s a creative difference. The truth is he was fired. His contract was terminated. They hoped he’d re-sign and he told them to walk off a short pier.
There were more questions but all just as pointless. He gives some casting call info. The truth is it’s the dog days of summer and even Ausiello doesn’t have news. He does need to pimp his Twitter account, make you think he’s cute and important though.