Nick C reporting here on what you can’t find anywhere else. It appears the switch to Digital has caused the society’s trash to rebel. They first started swarming minor TV market’s television stations where this zombie like attack destroyed the news vans (thus why CNN, etc. aren’t reporting it), and ate their local news cast in a show of defiance.
“They came from the woods. We knew there was something wrong right around the time that REGIS & KELLY was airing. We couldn’t hear any birds outside. There was this eerie silence and then they came. It was horrible. Cars overturned, people stampeded, (nope not going with cattle raped, don’t want to get sued by Mel Brooks) and then the CBS News Van was just destroyed. I heard the screams of the camera man. I guess they really wanted to hear Denzel and Kelly make fun of Regis.” This was the account of Joe Bob Smith the local diner owner.
We did get a picture:
This is what the locals are referring to as “The TV Brain Dead,” and what the attack looked like. All we can ascertain at this moment is that TV viewers who had watched too much TV had become a zombie like brain dead creature and when the digital switch happened they weren’t prepared. When deprived of their TV the destruction was inevitable. Reports of these bizarre incidents have been coming in to my cell phone for hours. When more news on this subject breaks, we’ll update!